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Some of these still get through and I have to admit I find the twisted English to be pretty funny.

Here is one for your enjoyment. Link deleted.

Sir/Madam,

Your specific position has been reviewed to the crucial commissions, and upon painstaking forethought, we are able to propose to you the subsequent opening offer.

Based upon painstaking forethought you make the grade to obtain a sizable benefit on your original property investment.

By completing the subsequent attached form in a timely manner we will be able to decide our estimation, and we feel assured you will obtain not only a lowered rate of interest, but also a cash return that will fulfill all your holiday needs and more!

Hoping on the best for you all.

Olin Chavez